Caution, explicit.

My conversation with Colby:
C: "You remember that one time I had a butt crack?"
Me: "Colby, you still have a butt crack."
C: "How long have I had a butt crack?"
Me: "You've always had one."
C: "I know. But I have one on the inside of my bottom and I think two on the outside. So I think I have three."
Me: "Colby, you only have one butt crack."
C: "Girls have butt cracks, too."
Me: *sigh*

Somehow this all started after I took a splinter out of Natalie's thumb. I'm not sure how we got from point A to point B, but whatever.


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