Meredith quote:
(After she saw me take some Aleve): Meredith: "I know how to get rid of a headache. Take some medicine, then you close your eyes and lay down and get some rest, then you wake up and look in the mirror, then you try to feel your headache, and then it's all better!"

Natalie quote:
(After I caught her in the band-aids this morning)
Me: "No more band-aids. If you keep putting them on pretend boo boos we won't have any for real boo boos. Where are the other two that were on your leg?"
Nat: "They're in the bedroom."
Me: "Why did you take them off (your pretend boo boos)?"
Nat: "They weren't working anymore."